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"Tom McParland" (tommcparland) 01/23/2014 at 10:58 • Filed to: caption this

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David E. Davis > Tom McParland 01/23/2014 at 10:59

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I swear occifer, it wasn't fermented milk!

André - Volvo4Life > Tom McParland 01/23/2014 at 11:00

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"I told you that Justin Bieber was being a bad influence on these kids!!"

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Tom McParland 01/23/2014 at 11:02

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"Florida"

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Tom McParland 01/23/2014 at 11:02

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I'm Tak Fujiwara, Bitches!

Takuro Spirit > Tom McParland 01/23/2014 at 11:02

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No shirt, no shoes, no hoonage.

Koshapig > Tom McParland 01/23/2014 at 11:02

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You're one bad tattoo and a chrome Fisker away from being deported back to Canada!

pdthedeuce > Tom McParland 01/23/2014 at 11:03

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do you know who I am ?

dogisbadob > Tom McParland 01/23/2014 at 11:05

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Justin Bieber's first arrest

Destructive Tester > Tom McParland 01/23/2014 at 11:09

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I clocked you at 3 in a 25 zone, I'm also writing you an additional citation for failure to provide insurance info and driving without a license...

cazzyodo > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 01/23/2014 at 11:10

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You beat me to it...

Well, I was going to put something like:

"Meanwhile, in Florida..."

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Tom McParland 01/23/2014 at 11:10

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Do you know why we pulled you over?

No officer sugar-buzz-kill, I promise you have full permission from Timmy to take this Mustang for a ride.

But, little Roger, his dad back there in the blue shirt says you punched him in the face and ripped him out of the car.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > cazzyodo 01/23/2014 at 11:11

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I'll concede that "Meanwhile, in Florida..." is the supperior caption.

Agrajag > Tom McParland 01/23/2014 at 11:16

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"Do you know how fast you were going?"

"Fast enough to spill my beer."

EL_ULY > Tom McParland 01/23/2014 at 11:17

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I'm going to let you off with a warning this time because to be honest, that was a pretty badass power slide kid

ttyymmnn > Tom McParland 01/23/2014 at 11:20

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"Do you mind if I search your car?"

Sn210 > Tom McParland 01/23/2014 at 11:24

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"This ticket is going to make my insurance skyrocket! I'm a young male with a Mustang as it is!"

CAR_IS_MI > Tom McParland 01/23/2014 at 11:24

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Not even really a caption just a thought, they are probably asking the kid where his parents are so they can write up a ticket for allowing an unlicensed motorist to drive an unregistered vehicle on public streets.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Tom McParland 01/23/2014 at 11:25

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Damnit Ricky, how many times do I have to tell you that you can't be drink driving here?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Tom McParland 01/23/2014 at 11:34

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"This is your 7th speeding ticket this month! Next one, the car gets impounded and you go to juvi"

HammerheadFistpunch > Tom McParland 01/23/2014 at 11:46

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"Don't you know who I am! My dad is Joe Biden! Whats your badge number!"

jaguarenvy > Tom McParland 01/23/2014 at 11:49

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I had two juice boxes with dinner.

Jagvar > Tom McParland 01/23/2014 at 11:49

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Couldn't afford a Jaaaaaaag?

ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Tom McParland 01/23/2014 at 12:12

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"Now look here son, I dont care if you're from Florida, here we have rules..."

William Byrd > Tom McParland 01/23/2014 at 12:23

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"See! I told you they would ALL be driving electric cars!"

purplepeopledesign > Tom McParland 01/23/2014 at 13:23

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Toronto's next mayor.